David

A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat

They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys

Person 1: man, that guy is a player!
Person 2: yeah, he’s a real David

by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019

David

The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.

God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.

by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020

David

A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.

Girl: David you suck.
David: (Makes some stupid joke)

by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018

David

A whore that won’t just choke me and call me his bitch

One: who’s David?
Two: A whore

by Dommy.mommy August 6, 2022

David

A trampy manky disgusting chink who nobody likes / cares about

Ps. Swav isne a word

Oh nut is that David? hide my dug

by David is a poof June 19, 2020

David

David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.

Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: you’re being such a David.

by Eyeslipsface December 7, 2020

David

Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games

guy 1: "damn, is that a David right there?"
guy 2:"Gotta dodge this ranked game!"

by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018