dinkle dank

A dinkle dank is a prosthetic penis in the shape of an exotic mushroom that you happen to keep in your refrigerator. You keep it in their because you have exchanged your penis for a vagina in an effort to store stuff in there, such as a katana, and make it more versatile. By doing so you have to keep your dinkle dank somewhere. In short, or long, your dinkle dank is a refrigerated prosthetic penis.

Man w/dinkle dank: Hey you have your dinkle dank on you?
Man w/out one: Nope sorry, I left it in the fridge, good thing I have my katana in place of it. You want to go eat some dog?
Man w/dinkle dank: Sure, with this dinkle dank I feel like doing anything.

by TinyTowers December 12, 2014

sprankly danks

When you sprinkle freshly ground marijuana into a bowl of shisha for recreational smoking.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some weed to put in this bowl of shisha?

Guy 2: "Yea bro, let's mix up some sprankly danks."

by Breedlejuice August 4, 2011

Dank Dick

After a long jog ones privates can get unpleasantly moist and emit a fowl odor this is refered to as "having a dank dick".

Frank you really smell potent you wouldn't happen to be suffering from a dank dick would you?

by Jimbass April 25, 2006

Dank Buds

very high quality buds. usually very appealing in color,and has a quite pungent scent. very high in THC content, and will get your ass baked.

damn dude we just smoked some hella dank buds.

by kush tush December 9, 2008

uber dank

high-end marijuana that is prepared to perfection.

Man, we usually smoke that dank, but this is that uber dank!

by Davey Danger December 19, 2005

dank salad

1) A great rimjob.
2) A generally awesome green or garden salad.

That girl was so kinky, yo. She licked a dank salad before I fucked her.

I was mad hungry so I made a dank salad for lunch with craisins and shit.

by JtotheMO January 11, 2009

Dank Rishu

Dank Rishu is a YouTuber also known as suar.
You can also call him rissuar.

Also the founder of the meme "Abe Laude Apna kaam kar"

1st lodu - bhai which is ur favorite... Curry Madharchod or Dank Rishu
2nd vau - suar always

by TNO - The Memer November 3, 2020