dayting

when people are dating but breaking up and getting back together every other day, therefore dating in and out of days, resulting in dayting

Person 1:Evie dumped fred three days ago, and fred dumped evie yesterday
Person 2: so, they're dayting?
Person 1: yep!
Person 2: they'll be back together tomorrow?
Person 1: mhmm

by emoninja June 8, 2007

e-dating

Voluntaringly cucking yourself from having a tangible relationship in the real word, and instead claiming this internet person as "yours" while you're not able to reach out and touch their face.

Although there are exceptions, e-dating is going to fail, and is a gateway to depression.

Most people that e-date are:
a) Lonely virgins with no friends
b) Sad young adults usually 18-23
c) Fake depressed 13-17 year olds that listen to sad music like lil peep and xxxtentacion

While e-dating many people are going to have "cyber sex".
Cyber sex is basically sex through the internet and you're just looking at the other person through a screen, usually through discord, and vice versa, whilst both of you are naked. That's just sad.

Person 1: I am e-dating this girl online and last night we had sex!
Person 2: Oh wow dude that's amazing!
Normal person: Your life is extremely sad

by ΣουΓαμωΤοΣπιτι June 18, 2019

Dating Law #64

If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.

Bro she’s got a dick.

Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Darting

V. the act of pushing one's tongue into the mouth of another quickly and pulling right out.

Outside the theater, he kept darting his tongue into my mouth.

by poopyshoe18 May 13, 2018

Middle school dating

Finding a flat whore who thinks she’s thicc and when she tells you she loves you, you say “thats too far” and she says “DID YOU JUST CALL ME UGLY” and after that she says “WERE DONE YOU BASTARD”

Middle school dating am i right

by Camthespam June 23, 2019

honey dating

An elevated/ enlightened way of dating in a mutually beneficial way. Arranged before the date with honesty, disclosure and a prearranged allowance for time. Usually with an affluent mid to older man. HNWI (high net worth individual), well off, rich, or wealthy (mostly Caucasian) guy and an exotic, neck braking, young, phat booty, slim waist, beautiful face, sexy ass, stunner and Urban Ethnic lady (mainly Black and Latina's). She is crazy stylish, charming, intelligent, hella trendy, personality off the charts, super curvy and a baddie, who knows her worth and likes nice things .

Way better than sugar daddy / sugar baby dating... now Queen bees who get to travel to exotic locales, get allowances and go on Luxury dates in upscale places and more... all expenses paid for by the man.

Associated with Tulips Envy Urban Models Introductions

That sugar daddy ish is outdated. I'm honey dating now...

Gurlll, you still dating that old ass salt daddy... he don't give no sugar. You need to be honey dating and live that life!

Girl, how do you afford to go on all those trips? I don't pay for it, I'm honey dating... its taken care of for me. I just show up and be my fabulous self.

by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019

Online Dating

When you get together with someone that lives a distance away from you etc. And you text and Skype then to keep in touch. It's basically that you know that you can't find someone from your own area so you have to expand your options. It is basically for desperate people, especially if you are becoming a teenager.

"Did you hear than Jeniffer is online dating with a boy called Joel"
"Omg yeah, what a slag, that has just proved how desperate is!"

by IKnowEverythingBroo June 3, 2017