digital curtain

using any digital means i.e. (internet, computers, technology etc...) as a method to disguise or completely hide yourself or your identity from others.

Show yourself, stop hiding behind the false protection of your "digital curtain" (bogus yahoo profile).

by Johnny Quincy October 23, 2007

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Curtain call

The moment you take the blindfold off your girlfriend to reveal who really was having sex with her.

You should have seen her face after the curtain call.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022

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shit curtain

The aftermath of wiping ones ass on a shower curtain when there is no more toilet paper.

Chuck: Danyelle, why did you wipe your ass on the shower curtain?

Danyelle: Cause, I was out of toilet paper. Ain't nothing wrong with a shit curtain.

by Jusquared June 11, 2014

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Salami curtains

When a girls vagina lips are so big and stretched out, and resembles salami, that it looks like she has pair of salami curtains. Also if she doesn't have good hygiene as well.

"Dude last night I was going down on girl, and noticed that she had some salami curtains going on."

"Ewwww gross!"

"Yeah bro I know. They were so stretched out that I nearly had a mouthful."

"I'm never eating salami again. Fuck that."

by Kendall noel May 4, 2016

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