Salami curtains

When a girls vagina lips are so big and stretched out, and resembles salami, that it looks like she has pair of salami curtains. Also if she doesn't have good hygiene as well.

"Dude last night I was going down on girl, and noticed that she had some salami curtains going on."

"Ewwww gross!"

"Yeah bro I know. They were so stretched out that I nearly had a mouthful."

"I'm never eating salami again. Fuck that."

by Kendall noel May 4, 2016

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Thirsty curtain

When a boy pretends to fall to look under a girls skirt

Uo bro u go thirsty curtain thAt hoe

by Herspray September 15, 2015

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Daylight curtains

Blackout curtains when defined by a moron.

Trick that bird into thinking it’s nighttime with them daylight curtains!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

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digital curtain

using any digital means i.e. (internet, computers, technology etc...) as a method to disguise or completely hide yourself or your identity from others.

Show yourself, stop hiding behind the false protection of your "digital curtain" (bogus yahoo profile).

by Johnny Quincy October 23, 2007

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