by NotAreaLDude December 28, 2023
Get the milk creek academy mug.A mid-ass ski/snowboard resort located in buttfuck nowhere, Vernon, New Jersey. Also known to locals as “creek.” The “mountain” is only about 1,000 feet, if that. It’s decent for New Jersey/New York, but complete ass compared to anywhere else.
Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.
South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.
Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.
South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.
Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
“you guys wanna get f**ked up at mountain creek this weekend?”
“you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
“you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
by sxpohia April 21, 2023
Get the mountain creek mug.Origin: meth addict boom in the late 2010's that started with rock collecting. Was nothing better than to hang out in a cool Creek for hours looking for awesome rocks to take home.
by JenS72 August 15, 2023
Get the Creek Tweaking mug.stow creek is a small town that has country boys and girls and people who just want to get out it. it is known for nothing and when you say you are from here no one knows what you are talking about, in fact it may not even exist
by marinara November 21, 2021
Get the stow creek mug.Creek Theatre is the Theatre Department of Pine Creek High School. Their department is overseen by Messenger & President of the Thespian Troupe 6485 Braxton (who will harass you about cottages and concessions).
Hi, I’m Braxton Dietz, President of Creek Theatre and the Thespian Troupe 6485. Are you over the age of 16 and available to work concessions on October 23rd and/or November 26th?
by Theatre Gods November 21, 2021
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Get the The Creek of my ass mug.Yo, you creeking this weekend?
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