jessica craig

some girl who enjoys shaving her eyebrows and glueing them back on for fun. She think she is really cool but isnt really...

Cool person: 'Hey Jessica Craig what you doing"
Jessica: 'Im just shaving my eyebrows and glueing them back on!"
Cool person: 'Why?!"
Jessica: "Because I wanna be cooler than you"

by Jessica-May June 5, 2017

craig wells

Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.

That ugly creature is very craig wells.
You dont want to look like a craig wells.

by Slimstacy June 25, 2017

Craig

Craig is the universally accepted name for boys younger then you specifically year 7s

Sam:Look at all those Craig’s

Wilf: They think that they’re cool but they’re names are craig

by BoredNurse January 10, 2020

Craig Cooper

Is a dickhead. Spoon licker.

That’s a right Craig cooper of a boy!!

by Baby Yoda 912 January 23, 2020

Craig Cooper

Dickhead, spoonlicker

That’s a right Craig Cooper of a boy

by Baby Yoda 912 January 23, 2020

Craig Senna

A northerner who may or may not be disabled because of a driving incident

Craig senna is a weapon

by Lauren is sexy April 19, 2020

craig

An overall solid name, short and sweet. Sounds good when you say it too, normally your local builder or bartender will be called Craig. Craig is a lad.

‘Has anyone seen Craig’
‘Yeah mate, down at the pub having a couple pints as per’
‘Classic CRAIG’

by therealcraig March 10, 2020