cookie theory

A theory to explain, when playing pool, that only one person or team can be defined as winning or losing the game.

During a game of pool, you can either win, lose, or none of the above.

*After David accidentally sinks the 8 ball before the end of the game*

Alex: "Yes, I won!"
David: "You didn't win, I just lost. Haven't you heard of the cookie theory?"

by hellolalala February 15, 2009

cookie dings

A snack eaten in South Park, presumably by Eric Cartman.

"I made beefy logs.. I made cookie dings!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

gooey cookie

when a group of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle and they all jack off and aim for the cookie and whoever hits the cookie last has to eat it.

... ^ self explanitory ^ ...

by ChappySmed January 25, 2005

Cookie Points

things that you do to gain favor from someone

If I ever wanna get my girlfriend back, I gotta try to score some major cookie points with her!

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Corey Cookie Pie

When one fills up someone's asshole with with chocolate syrup (or hot fudge) and then motor boats their ass cheeks while screaming "Coreyyy Cooookieeee Pieeeee."

There is nothing better than a good corey cookie pie to end the night.

by The Corey Cookie Pie Monster July 5, 2009

Cookie Gate

The biggest scandal since Whitewater and Iran Contra, when a father of a girl scout sold girl scout cookies at 50 cents over market rates, probably buying a yacht with his earnings.

After Jim perpetrated Cookie Gate he was apointed special advisor to the Savings and Loan Board.

by Chosney November 12, 2003

fortune cookie rule

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005