Ditch Coat

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.

To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool

Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.

by Dumpsterdoug March 6, 2016

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I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

Person 0: I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

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Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.

Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.

by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

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Ceramic coating a Subaru

Inverting ones penis in another’s anus.

We were ceramic coating a Subaru last night and I’m real tiered.

by VETthoughts October 11, 2023

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How To Apply Colour Coating On Sports Flooring?

If you’re tired of the plain colour coat flooring in your synthetic sports flooring, you may be interested in long-lasting flooring. Pacecourt is a rugged and durable finish that will transform dull sports flooring into a surface. According to Pacecourt, the floor is tough and resistant to oil, grease, and chemicals while protecting against scuffs and scrapes. This sports floor coating comes in a variety of colours and blends of decorative flakes. Pacecourt is also available in metallic hues and customizable colours for multipurpose sports court. Equipment and materials sports flooring manufacturers in India square foot can cost up to three times as much as water-based flooring. Flooring will pay a top price for premier flooring however, Pacecourt may be an affordable option if used in a small space since it requires less maintenance and outlasts the water-based option. The project’s overall price depends on the area’s square footage, the number of colour coats needed to fully protect the floor, and the amount of preparation required before applying on synthetic sports surfaces.

Layer 1: Base of rubber granulate agglomerated with resins.

Layer 2: rubber base.

Layer 3 acrylic resins.

Layer 4: Application of two hands of acrylic coating according to the colour specified by the customer

Concrete Floor: How To Apply Colour Coating On Sports Flooring? A concrete floor is an inexpensive way to give a plain floor an updated look. While not a difficult process, need to know it is not a weekend project due to the number of coats of paint that need to dry before the next step. However, the expense of carpeting, hardwood, or vinyl flooring can be bypassed with simple paints, stencils, or masking tape to achieve any number of designs, then topped off with a glossy sealer for a professional look. Sweep or vacuum the concrete floor to remove any loosened dirt or debris in synthetic badminton court. Then wash the floor with a scrub brush dipped in warm, soapy water to create a clean surface. Allow the floor to air dry thoroughly; a fan can be placed to blow across the floor for faster drying. Apply a coat of stain blocker to the floor with a roller or large brush, making sure to wear the face mask for protection from fumes. Roll or brush on a coat of primer to the concrete synthetic sports surfaces.

by pacecourt September 17, 2021

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