naruto gets clapped

naruto gets clapped by luffy negative diff. bozo stands no chance against a walking condom.

“Hey bro does naruto clap luffy?”
“Nah bro naruto gets clapped”

by narutoismidddddd January 25, 2022

crapper

n. A performance artist who attempts to blend the musical stylings of Country and Rap, resulting in a piece of CRAP.
Examples include Cowboy Troy and Jessica Simpson.

I bet that crapper's new album is full of it.

Boy, that new Jessica Simpson song on the Dukes of Hazzard soundtrack sure is crap.

by Candidate Raygun October 3, 2005

smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009

Capper

Someone, who when they wish to use a single capital letter on a computer (eg. start of a name), they press 'caps lock' instead of holding down 'shift'.

Hey Dan, don't you just hate those computer nerd cappers.

by ratboy277259 December 20, 2008

Clappter

When a crowd or audience combines laghter and clapping.

The crowd errupted in clapter at the end of the scene.

by MOA October 31, 2004

69 clipper position

like a normal 69 position but you chew your partners toenails, and them yours.

My buddy Ronnie told me he hit the 69 clipper position with his girl last night.

by Weeberino September 29, 2019