classical music

music that people have claimed make you smarter, but is just really annoying overrated trumpet crap.

"hey! did you download Symphony No. 7 to your iPod?!?!"

"CLASSICAL MUSIC?!?!!? D:<"
*pulls out gun*.

by femail October 17, 2008

Classic white girl

A stupid white girl who absolutely adores Starbucks, wears uggs even in summertime, can not get enough of nash grier's blue eyes even though he's a dick. She is also consumed with her looks and usually will put people down or purposely annoy the shit out of them. The perfect image of a classic white girl is a Caucasian female wearing a pink crop top that says some stupid phrase like "you got a bae or nah" with a white tank top underneath, black lulu lemon yoga pants, a Starbucks in one hand, phone in the other and grey wool ugg boots and short mixed blonde hair. She also is failing math because she "can't even"

White girl: omg you have to try this new Starbucks drink it's literally so delish, totally worth fifteen dollars. Oh my god I can't even!
Me: shut the fuck up you worthless classic white girl, there's other places to get a goddamned iced coffee!

by aHuman June 12, 2014

classic mean girl

Noun- one who let's an obsession over a high school boyfriend dictate the way they treat those around him. This creature is notoriously deceptive and conspires with a fellow mean girl to torture her ex's new love.

Amanda banana is a classic mean girl bc she can't get over her ex, a man she does not even want for her own.

by Overit March 6, 2014

certified hood classic

anything that has this quote will be a classic.

man 1: yo have you listen to this song

man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man

man 1: but this is a certified hood classic

by Rlzonx December 7, 2021

Double Pipe Classic

is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time.

Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.

by Bee Man August 30, 2015

classic regina george

A person who not only acts just like a Regina George (from the "Mean Girls" movie) but also keeps a 'burn book'.

oh my god! Colleen is a classic regina george! She's a back-stabbing bitch AND she has a 'burn book'!

by Cnlefae April 23, 2017

classic rock junkie

A person who loves the musical genre classic rock, which includes bands such as Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Doors, ACDC, and The Who. They are uninterested in modern music. Sometimes, they are of the opinion that any new music is terrible, in other cases they admit that some of it is good, it just doesn't interest them. Often times they find themselves pretending to love the new alternative band their friend is showing them while wishing they were at home listening to The White Album. Many classic rock junkies are afraid to admit they are indeed a classic rock junkie for fear of being called narrow-minded.

"Oh yeah, I love Green Day."

"That is such a lie. You're a classic rock junkie and you know it."

by floydiac9 October 18, 2009