Christmas

there once was this dude named dude. one christmas morning dude was excited because he had finally discovered the true meaning of christmas. after battling evil in the blistering cold, he had found it. what was it? well the true meaning of christmas is what you believe it to be. i believe it's being with your friends and family. enjoying every moment. and never letting kangaroos steal your christmas cookies

Christmas is awesome

by Chimeragriffin December 25, 2010

White Christmas

Getting high and fucking the turkey in front of your whole family while the Christmas tree is in your ass and the whole thing is being live-streamed.

Person 1: Hey what you doing for Christmas this year?
Person 2: Probably just the annual White Christmas for me.
Person 1: Niiiice

by Splewpis December 24, 2017

Christmas Came Early

1. When a happy suprirse arrives before Christmas, like a hot new date, awesome gift or magical experience.

2. Christmas-like experience — be it material, spiritual or festival — hapening ahead of schedule.

I took off his clothes and it was like Christmas Came Early!

by Mr. Magical December 6, 2012

Christmas

The day when Jews all around the world go to the movies and eat Chinese food.

"Hey how was your Christmas?"
"Awesome, I went to see Avatar and then ate at Wu's Kitchen."

by JSznappy December 24, 2009

Christmas blow job

When a male receives a blow job from a partner but does not return the favor

James received a Christmas blow job from Claire. Instead of going down on her he went straight to sleep.

by Snorri S. Snorrason August 19, 2008

Christmas 5 Pack

Showing up to a Christmas celebration with a six-pack of beer, minus one.
A six-pack of beer with only 5 beers - a common occurrence with beers, the buyer has never tried.

For Greg's Christmas party I brought that new seasonal beer from New Belgium, but I had never tried it before (and I was thirsty on the drive over) so I gave him the Christmas 5 pack.

by 2horses December 24, 2009

Christmas Hams

Used to describe a woman whose thighs and buttocks are so large, they do in fact resemble Christmas Hams. Beware encounter with Hams, as it might be a social buzzkill.

Did you see the Christmas Hams on that chick? Made me wanna hang my stocking, if you know what I mean...

by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers January 6, 2007