by masle1 December 10, 2021

A right wing person that is typically round, artificial, makes a mess, and crumbles to dust under any sort of pressure.
Man that Cheeto that stormed the capitol had a meltdown when they got added to the no fly list and removed from a plane.
by AJtheox January 11, 2021

by zoralfe September 14, 2021

Joe: Ey man you got that bacon rapped cheeto other known as a bacon cheeto??
Bob: HELL YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: HELL YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!
by Tikka Jakobo May 21, 2018

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.
by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022

Derogatory term for Donald Trump, deriving from his fake tan and ginger toupee, as well as both Trump and Cheetos being “artificial, bad for you, bad for America, and likely to leave you with...a weird aftertaste” (Maura Judkis, Washington Post ‘16)
Also in variants such as President* Cheeto, Grand Cheeto, Cheeto Jesus
Also in variants such as President* Cheeto, Grand Cheeto, Cheeto Jesus
I wish the Joint Chiefs would forcefeed President* Cheeto some Adderall so he could handle being briefed by someone other than Fox News.
by LegalDrugDealeRx January 14, 2018

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 7, 2022
