Chasing Cheese

When a man ipublicly has the urge to scratch his bell end but he cant take his cock out to do it, he chases cheese through his trousers fingering the end of his dick while he attempts to resolve the itch, dislodge smeg or maybe he is doing it becasue he enjoys it?

I worked in an office where the IT guy came in and daily fingered the end of his prick, through his piss stained trousers. Filthy git should have washed his cock everyday, then it wouldnt have been so itchy!

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by Ruby cock sparrow November 22, 2009

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Chasing dragons

Chasing dragons is a term often used to say your smoking meth, getting on the gear.

“Yo bro I’m full gonna be chasing dragons tonight aye”

by Krystal_meth August 8, 2019

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Caring Less

not giving a shit about anything, lazy, slacking, in other words a completely awesome state of mind

She keeps calling him but he's caring less.

by punkrocker_0123 January 16, 2009

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Chasing Tail

The time-honored Dixieland tradition of tying bottle rockets to the tails of moo cows. This tradition, known by many names such as Firemilk, Paddy Bang, and yes also Chasing Tail, is enjoyed throughout much of the Southland.

Wife: I overheard my husband say he was planning on chasing tail tonight. Is he going to cheat on me?

Husband's wingman: Absolutely not. It's totally about cows.

by Melder_Recorder March 29, 2009

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Cup caking

To fart into your hand (cupping the freshly baked cake) and release it under someone elses nose.

I was staying at jeff's house and in the morning he woke me up with a cup caking

by Remy le puisssant October 28, 2007

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cashing in

where somebody cashes in on a joke you have made it is refered to as cashing in as the user is taking credit for a joke you have made and reaping the rewards from it. It is an unjust act of joke stealing

thomas pokes emily with a bannana and his group of friends find it hysterical.

phillip then repeats this act for the same reaction

thomas exclaims, "PHILLIP YOU'RE JUST CASHING IN!"

by mark docherty December 9, 2008

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