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sap crap

music, television, etc. which is designed solely to evoke an emotional response without being subtle about it.
I was watching television this morning, and everything was going great. Then I saw Sarah McLauchlan holding a puppy, and I knew that I was in for some sap crap.
by hobopotato May 14, 2012
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Mr. crap

Noooo Mr. crap look!!! Plunkton is getting the secret fromula!!!!!
by Plunkton July 20, 2021
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Crap Rapids

The treacherous narrow area of Shit Creek. Used to describe a series of unfortunate or stressful events in one's life that happen in quick succesion.
Bill- I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle for the past month, but the last few days have been a blur. It's just one screw-up after another.

Tim- Sounds like you've hit Crap Rapids
by Yung Nastyman May 30, 2009
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Crap-eating

Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.
Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?
by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016
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Crap Kid

Somebody who joins an online match, and then proceeds to go AFK for most or all of the game.
A host or player in a lobby who remains AFK so nobody else can play.
Example 1: "No wonder we're losing, we got a crap kid who hasn't even left spawn!"

Example 2: Player 1: "Where's our medic?"
Player 2: "We don't have one, he's a crap kid."
by Adolf Lincoln May 10, 2018
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Crap Lady

Some who ignores you when you yell hello. The you call her crap and tell her it's a nice flower. Her sidekick is a suitcase. Fuck her and the suitcase!!!!!!
by CharliD'melio8888 April 22, 2021
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crap on a crabtree

1. an expression used when something doesn't go your way
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment
(All examples must be read with a strong Northern American/Canadian accent)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"

(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)
by Rudypoohzen July 12, 2013
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