burn the garf

to mess up or screw up badly. to make a mistake.

person 1: i can’t believe you forgot to pack our passports for our trip.
person 2: yeah, sorry, i really did burn the garf with that one.

by professional garfer January 26, 2022

Bung Burn

Painful burning and stinging of the bung hole. Usually a result of explosive, liquid shits.

I’ve been on the shitter most of the morning. I got bung burn.

This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

burning bungus

A spicy, burning bowel movement that is a consequence of eating spicy foods.

“You’ll get the burning bungus after eating these wings!”

by Abcdefg69 January 21, 2021

beret burn

A member of the military forces whose forehead is paler than the rest of their face due to extended exposure to the sun while wearing a beret.

"Dude, Nick has some serious beret burn from being out in the sun all day."

by omgitsbrittie May 03, 2009

Dick Burn

When you jerk off for a a couple hours without lube and it starts to hurt.

Man I really gotta stop before I get dick burn

by Robbert Blobbert April 08, 2019

affection burn

When you accidentally hurt your partner or yourself while trying to give them a cuddle !

Reaching in for a cuddle and bending back their hand or fingers.

Or scraping toenails against their skin.

Normally quite painful and ruins 'the moment' !

I am so sorry for giving you an affection burn, I didn't mean to hurt you.

by WeiHaiWei February 23, 2014

Burn one

To smoke a joint or blunt

Man, I had to get out of the house to burn one.

by Masta Rolla June 30, 2013