"speed bump"

Someone who slows everything down and retards fun.

The "Speed Bump" really wrecked that party.

by Craig266 November 13, 2007

Text Bumping

A process very similar to thread bumping in forums.
Used by chicks when extended periods of time have passed since a reply has been received from the individual they are texting.

These texts have no significant meaning or relevance to the flow of previous conversations.

Sally: Who ya texting?
Jill: My boyfriend! But it's been almost ten minutes and he still hasn't texted back yet...
Sally: Maybe he just forgot? You should try Text Bumping him.
Jill: Good Idea!
Jill sends message: :)
Boyfriend: wtf

by snappolicious May 18, 2011

bump cunts

Used when pointing out a couple of lesbians. Or when one girl describes her sexual preference.

Those two bump cunts for sure.

I bet that girl bumps cunts.

by Drizzel September 24, 2008

pussy bumping

having sexual intercourse

what do you think they were doing in bed last night?

well a bit of pussy bumping!

by dirtyslag January 13, 2006

bump peeholes

to engage in sexual intercorse

hey deb, wanna bump peeholes?

by alliebaba April 8, 2007

love bumps

an std also known by its common name herpes

I was about to go down on that girl and realized she had love bumps!

by r4y April 29, 2006

Whiskey Bumps

Dents on a vehicle aquired from driving into stationary objects, sutch as a guard rail or fence post while intoxicated

He must have gotten wasted last night, look at the Whiskey Bumps on the front of his truck.

by disasterme October 14, 2009