broke a muscle
A muscle break is like a tear, but more dramatic and explosive. Adults break, children tear. Muscle is used to pump iron, it ain’t paper.
A break is what occurs to gym rats in their pursuit of excellence. Like icarus’s wing when he flew too close to the sun, a muscle break is a humble nudge to the vile realities of the material world.
A break is what occurs to gym rats in their pursuit of excellence. Like icarus’s wing when he flew too close to the sun, a muscle break is a humble nudge to the vile realities of the material world.
-“Yoooo Momo tore a bicep for the SECOND time in a row”
- I heard it was brutal, he flat out BROKE a muscle.
- I heard it was brutal, he flat out BROKE a muscle.
broke a muscle by Streatspear April 5, 2025
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