brandon

you’re an absolute idiot and you’re dyslexic but i love you anyways but i’ll put you down real quick if you try anything
brandon’s a bitch
by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is gay
by Flashisher November 22, 2018
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Brandonize

To influence, meditate or alter a situation or outcome in ones favor in a clandestine way.
To make a series of suggestions to a group so when they meet they all come to the same conclusion. The one you planted.

"You brandonized that meeting, everyone was eating out of your hands"
by alovelyman October 31, 2011
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Brandon

A synonym of Dwarf Dolphin,

To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.
Man that Brandon is amazing, he wrote Ice Fall!

You...Dwarf dolphin!
by Dr blank January 02, 2012
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Brandon

A backstabbing cunt who will do/say anything to have sex with you. He will eventually emotionally destroy you and repeat this cycle with other women.
You keep leading me on, Brandon. But I know what you've been doing last night with that fat ass bitch.
by steelness July 06, 2011
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Brandon

A nasty, fat justin beiber who did your mom and didnt tell you when you where in the basement playing gamecube
Brandon and your mom had sex and you don't know
by brontosaurusCWIKLO July 07, 2011
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Brandon

A morally bad person who considers cheating on his girl friend and flirting with other girls, just an overall douche bag who also steals.
Brandon should just fuck himself because thats the only good that would come from himself
by dontbeafucker August 04, 2011
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