brandon

you’re an absolute idiot and you’re dyslexic but i love you anyways but i’ll put you down real quick if you try anything

brandon’s a bitch

by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

Brandon

A guy with the biggest fettish for feet. A man who loves to appreciate the largest shlong with the tightest grip of his hand.

Hey yo brandon! You wanna appreciate this shlong?

by Ckeph March 20, 2016

Brandon

A stupid asshole who acts likes he's tough but inside is weak and emotional about being killed in games.

Damb, how many your gonna have fit about being killed? Ypur a Brandon

by Blizzard187 January 31, 2017

Brandon

A synonym of Dwarf Dolphin,

To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.

Man that Brandon is amazing, he wrote Ice Fall!

You...Dwarf dolphin!

by Dr blank January 2, 2012

Brandon

A backstabbing cunt who will do/say anything to have sex with you. He will eventually emotionally destroy you and repeat this cycle with other women.

You keep leading me on, Brandon. But I know what you've been doing last night with that fat ass bitch.

by steelness July 7, 2011

Brandon

A nasty, fat justin beiber who did your mom and didnt tell you when you where in the basement playing gamecube

Brandon and your mom had sex and you don't know

by brontosaurusCWIKLO July 8, 2011

Brandon

A morally bad person who considers cheating on his girl friend and flirting with other girls, just an overall douche bag who also steals.

Brandon should just fuck himself because thats the only good that would come from himself

by dontbeafucker August 4, 2011