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bloody ostrich

An aggressive act where the perpetrator brings all five fingers to a point creating a ‘beak’ and pecks the victim in the forehead, while making an ostrich call. Generally administered to nerdz.
“Did you just put nickleback on the jukebox??? AWWWWK!!!”

“Dude, I just got the bloody ostrich
by Dolemite Jones August 8, 2020
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Bloody Rocket

A Bloody rocket is a term to describe someone that has so much ego that it should be fueling a space rocket to fly away to mars due to the sheer amount of ego that a person can show.

I Swear Sonia is such a Bloody Rocket with that ego of hers
I Swear Sonia is such a Bloody Rocket with that ego of hers.
by SubwayisFresh September 28, 2019
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Bloody Mary

When a woman named specifically Mary is on her period and gets out her scissors while you’re on top of her and gives you an “Impromptu Sexy Circumcision”.
“Aw man now I’ve got aids because she gave me a Bloody Mary”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
by Rigidsteel2 April 27, 2020
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Bloody iCatch

Playing iCatch with an iPhone or iTouch that has a cracked screen. Called this because 9 times out of 10 someone ends up getting a nice glass splinter from the screen. A lot of times the screen is cracked from playing regular iCatch in the past.
I just broke my iPhone screen, wanna play bloody iCatch?" "Hell no, i had to go the urgent care last time I played because of all the glass that got in my hand!
by Jlucas November 10, 2010
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Bloody Simba

When a man fucks a female until her vagina bleeds uncontrollably. He then punches her in the right kidney and as she drops to the floor the man does a swift Rafiki move across her for head with his blood covered penis! Then pick her up and hold her over the balcony and chant SIMBAAAAAA!!
That bitch is being fucking lippy I am going to skull drag her up to my balcony and “Bloody Simba” her like she deserves
by Colemansense March 22, 2019
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Bloody Marco

Similar to a bloody Mary with the distinct difference of extra spice!
You want a bloody Mary? I need to sweat out this hangover, I'll take a Bloody Marco!
by anonymous October 2, 2020
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bloody mane

While giving oral to a menstruating vagina, you grab the string of the tampon with your teeth, pull the tampon out and shake your head violently, leaving the sides of your face and neck covered in blood similar to the mane of a lion.
I was going down on my girl. When I realized she left her tampon in. So I gave myself a bloody mane after I made her cum to show my swagger.
by the multifarious June 13, 2021
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