Bleeder

A term used derisively in reference to any female human.

As it is well known all females of the species experience a period of usually five - seven days every month in which the lining of the uterus is disposed of by way of the vagina.
Some men may be repulsed by this phenomenon, while others feel it is one of the most effective methods of birth control.

Stupid fucking bleeder!! Shut your cumdumpster! You're stinking up the whole room!!

by A.J. Cockandballs February 7, 2005

bender

when you get mind blowingly drunk for a period of three or more days.

Dude, i went on this 6 day bender after we lost the race.

by Emily Anne May 19, 2005

hairy beever

to be the cool kid in a bad situation

to be a hairy beever

"He has a gun!!" man the kid is a hairy beever

by beever September 7, 2006

circuit bender

Somebody with Down's Syndrome who has attended electronics school.

Wow! Look at what Corky has done to his Speak and Spell... he is such the little circuit bender!

by Flubba bubba boo December 24, 2006

fender bender

sex position where the receiving partner bends over and holds onto the round base of a Fender guitar stool while the penetrator stands behind. great for hitting the g-spot if you're a short girl with a tall partner.

I was so glad my recording studio is soundproof; she's a screamer whenever we do the Fender Bender.

by Heina March 14, 2007

Dick Bender

noun- a gay male who is so eager to have sex with another man, he plunges his dick full force into his gay partner that his penis bends out of shape.

Straight Guy 1-"Those guys are dick benders."
Straight Guy 2- "They're gay arent they?"
Straight Guy 1- "exactly"

by Smacked December 2, 2009

beefers

Alternate term for breasts. Usually used if a woman has larger than normal breasts.

Matt's kryptonite is girls with massive chest beefers. He simply can't resist them.

by Devveyovich February 28, 2016