Text Bumping

A process very similar to thread bumping in forums.
Used by chicks when extended periods of time have passed since a reply has been received from the individual they are texting.

These texts have no significant meaning or relevance to the flow of previous conversations.

Sally: Who ya texting?
Jill: My boyfriend! But it's been almost ten minutes and he still hasn't texted back yet...
Sally: Maybe he just forgot? You should try Text Bumping him.
Jill: Good Idea!
Jill sends message: :)
Boyfriend: wtf

by snappolicious April 27, 2011

"speed bump"

Someone who slows everything down and retards fun.

The "Speed Bump" really wrecked that party.

by Craig266 October 26, 2007

bump cunts

Used when pointing out a couple of lesbians. Or when one girl describes her sexual preference.

Those two bump cunts for sure.

I bet that girl bumps cunts.

by Drizzel October 12, 2006

pussy bumping

having sexual intercourse

what do you think they were doing in bed last night?

well a bit of pussy bumping!

by dirtyslag January 13, 2006

bump peeholes

to engage in sexual intercorse

hey deb, wanna bump peeholes?

by alliebaba March 28, 2007

love bumps

an std also known by its common name herpes

I was about to go down on that girl and realized she had love bumps!

by r4y April 16, 2006

road bump

It is when a woman lifts her ass in the air during sex an the man runs at her behind screaming road bump and slamming his dick into her Vagina

My girlfriend is still mad at me for doing the road bump to her last week

by Mr sister fister👊💦 August 06, 2019