booty assessment

verb:

The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.

Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.

(Carly was trying on a pair of pants at the mall, and when she exited the change room to show Megan there was a moment of awkward silence.)

Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!

Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?

Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)

Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!

by ae123456 August 10, 2009

whooty booty

a white girl with a hugee booty, like a black person's booty

kim kardashian has a whooty booty

by duckky_miki March 20, 2011

rave booty

The absolute best piece of ass you'll ever see. Typically at raves or music festivals, girls walk around in "rave shorts" making their behind look exceptionally plump & grab worthy

"Damn, that's some nice rave booty!"

"I would love to grab that rave booty."

by definedlyfe May 8, 2015

booty calling

Booty calling is when you call your girlfriend/hooker for sex, or sex and sleep over.

*Booty calling a girl*
Maor: I am so horny, wanna give me that booty, and chill after?
Stranger/girlfriend: Mhmm.. Sure, I will be there in 10, should I bring protection?

by HodedaBiceps April 11, 2016

Booty Tickled

when you take things up the ass easily; when you get butt hurt a lot

Damn, all I said was her makeup didnt look good...what she gettin booty tickled for?

by carlmont11 November 2, 2007

booty swag

to brag with your buttocks; to walk confidently with your ass in da air; a type of boastful or arrogant booty attitude; when a girl got back, she probably has booty swag.

"Jen brought all the boys to the yard with her booty swag."

"Damn Jimmy, check out her booty swag!"

"Her booty swag convinced him to buy her a drink."

by emve December 10, 2009

Booty Eye

The eye infection that follows a good ol' tongue in bung(hole) session!

Usually found in newbies or dumbasses.

Boy 1: "hey bro how was that fine piece of a-AH WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR EYE?!"
Boy 2: "man shut up! I got that booty eye!"

by Acvodad22 March 11, 2019