North Shore Barn Owl

When a man inserts a hollow tube/roller into the anus of a construction work and from the end shouts hoot hoot in the style of an owl.

Hank was feeling squirrely and asked brad for a North Shore barn owl during break

by riley1989 November 7, 2021

Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)

Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!

by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021

Barned

Barn/Barned/Barning
Trade jargon; noun (present tense); noun(past tense); verb(active);
The presence of damage, or the act of damaging the working edge of a tool, leaving a gap.
i.e. using a knife to cut through a soft material embedded with a harder material (cardboard with staples, drywall with screws) might barn your blade.

"Stupid green horn barned my snips. Can't cut for shit anymore."
"Damnit, there's a huge barn in my blade now."
"This board is all barned out on the factory edge, let's use it for strips."
"The apprentice is over there barning out your snips on some hanger wire."

by Gyprock Gypsy October 8, 2021

hays in the barn

When the new quarterback you recruited finally let’s you hit it raw behind the IAC.

After another spectacular game tonight from my favorite quarterback the hays in the barn.

by Marcus Student Section September 9, 2021

barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.

Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare

by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021

Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

Dude-Barn

A windowless and beat-up old van that's seen more smiles disappear from a child's face than a falling blob of ice cream on a hot summer day.

AKA: The Dude Barn

Dude-Barning (action verb)

Dude, did you just see that Dude Barn go by?

Looks like that guy is Dude-barning..

by darcblu84 August 9, 2012