girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.
girl 2: You sure are.
girl 2: You sure are.
by Disenchantress. March 22, 2021
Get the Cotton ballmug. Normally a juggling metaphor that is part of the reference to “too many balls in the air” referring to the idea that there’s a lot happening all at once, but can also refer to a person who is gutless and whose balls have fallen off and floated away.
I was talking to the boss the other day when I looked up and saw his balls in the air, just slowly floating away into the sky above us like little hairy helium balloons!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 23, 2019
Get the balls in the airmug. Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"
by Ballnets.net July 8, 2021
Get the Poop ballmug. I was plotting to go burn down my neighbors pool when my crime partner decided to Blow The Balls on the plan and add water instead.
by Slim Jims R life February 1, 2015
Get the Blow The Ballsmug. A ball rider, simply put,is the greatest formation of a fart known to mankind. A person must be positioned correctly to experience the peculiar tickle of the fart as it rolls or "rides" up the ball sack creating the sensation of a, "ball rider". For similar adventures seek out the spine rider fluff.
by Yingus n' Yangus January 22, 2014
Get the ball ridermug. When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.
This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.
This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.
"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."
"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."
"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."
by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017
Get the Ball Queefmug. by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022
Get the stall the ballmug.