slow baked

When someone is leading you on making you mad as hell all along taking their time as if you were an ass in the oven being baked into the bullshit hes about to serve.

He slow baked me, just to keep me from kicking his ass, as I waited for the dish of bullshit he was as bout to serve!

by K1M0T10N March 24, 2016

baked toolbox

The action of being completely wasted and operating heavy machinery

Bro, Jim is pulling a baked toolbox today with the crane

by highlightkidd37 November 29, 2018

Baking and Entering

When you get high and then break into a house, or get extremely baked and wake up in a house that isn't yours.

Did you hear what happened to Connor last night? He got caught baking and entering his neighbor's house.

by Clamsandwich July 27, 2017

Pasta bake

A foodstuff containing pasta, sauce, cheese, chicken and sometimes bacon.

e.g. Baddie I'm making some pasta bake, no I'm not wanking.

by cj49302 August 4, 2017

Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.

I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.

by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

Bean-baked

Bean baked means cooking twice. Once cooked, second cooked in beans, heated by beans, or cooked like beans.

Being so high ur not a human, only bean.

I bean-baked my chicken.

I am so beanbaked

by Gypsy777 August 29, 2017

Free Baking

The act of being friends with someone just so you can smoke their weed and bounce.

My friend: I thought I was friends with Jess, but she just smokes my weed and leaves instead of hanging out.

Me: Yeah, she just likes free baking.

by HMB_BRO March 4, 2019