Crunchy Bagel

A crusty dried out vagina.

Man 1: "Dude she's hot"
Man 2: "Don't do it, she has a crunchy bagel"

by Butt_Sex_69 December 15, 2010

broken bagel

The art of possessing a massive penis and brutally destroying whatever it goes into. Also, if I break the bagel, u may also frost the bagel. Onion bagels r bonus points.

Short Sarah Breaks many many bagels. At once. Broken bagel

by Maxcbigbagels84479 January 11, 2014

Everything Bagel

When one jizzes on the butthole and seasons it with fresh tears, a snot rocket and a lougie.

We had a wild night that ended with an everything bagel in the morning

by CozyRoyale April 15, 2022

everything bagel

Someone who is of mixed race, including part Jewish.

Juan's mother is 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Black, 1/4 Irish and 1/4 French. His father is Jewish. He's an everything bagel!

by NoGimmicks May 17, 2014

stale bagel

Stale Bagel, A term given to a teenager who acts indifferent to their parents after getting into a relationship

"Hey wanna come watch a movie with me sport?"
"Whatever dad you know I have a date with Stacy."
"Oh lose the attitude and don't be a stale bagel."

by PolyesterCarbonite April 5, 2016

Jiz-bagel

A bagel in which the condiment is replaced with jiz contrast to the cream cheese or butter bagel.

The customer was rather snobish so the baker gave him a nice Jiz-bagel instead of the plain with cream cheese

by Christopher Joe Smith January 3, 2008

trash bagel

A homeless individual caught in their natural habitat eating cheesy ,garbage juice soaked bagel

Omg look over there we got a trash bagel ninja going ham on that ham trash bagel hamster

by Billythekidtrash bagel May 7, 2018