trash bagel

A homeless individual caught in their natural habitat eating cheesy ,garbage juice soaked bagel

Omg look over there we got a trash bagel ninja going ham on that ham trash bagel hamster

by Billythekidtrash bagel February 18, 2018

bagel fuck

when the jews do intercourse after breakfast

I just ate some matzah, let’s bagel fuck!

by Brett Kosher May 24, 2019

Crunchy Bagel

A crusty dried out vagina.

Man 1: "Dude she's hot"
Man 2: "Don't do it, she has a crunchy bagel"

by Butt_Sex_69 December 14, 2010

Everything Bagel

When one jizzes on the butthole and seasons it with fresh tears, a snot rocket and a lougie.

We had a wild night that ended with an everything bagel in the morning

by CozyRoyale April 16, 2022

everything bagel

Someone who is of mixed race, including part Jewish.

Juan's mother is 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Black, 1/4 Irish and 1/4 French. His father is Jewish. He's an everything bagel!

by NoGimmicks April 03, 2014

Jiz-bagel

A bagel in which the condiment is replaced with jiz contrast to the cream cheese or butter bagel.

The customer was rather snobish so the baker gave him a nice Jiz-bagel instead of the plain with cream cheese

by Christopher Joe Smith December 10, 2007

Finagle that bagel

A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread

I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.

by ZJangarang December 25, 2018