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Big Mac Shit Attack

The consuming of a Big Mac from McDonald's, and shitting it out in a diarrhea-ish manner later on that day, or the first thing next morning.
Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long?

Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!

Ketchup: And?

Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!

Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.

Beef: Yeah, me too.
by RogueMan7 January 7, 2008
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Fart Attack

Suffering from pain in heart due to gases in stomach. As opposed to Heart Attack, it is pain in heart due to gases in stomach.
He is suffering from Fart Attack.
by Sameer Ingole April 26, 2006
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PrePac-attackulation

When playing Pac-man or Ms. Pac-man, right next to a Power Pellet, you sit and wait for a ghost to come. Right before the Ghost hits you, you go for the power pellet, and quickly turn back for the Ghost. However, in the rush of playing the game, you don't quite hit the power pellet, and instead get the pac-dots in front of it, and turn around straight into the Ghost. Most often experienced with beginner players, or the impatient.
Mark's such a noob, he was going on and on about getting pinkey, only to come up with a case of PrePac-attackulation
by PyroinTheFace September 15, 2010
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hart attack

The finishing move used by Bret "the Hitman" Hart and Jim "the Anvil" Neidhart the Hart Foundation.
Bret off the rope with the hart attack. We have new tag team champions!
by Keith B November 10, 2006
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sweatsack attack

When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.
"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."
by Boris Kruschev January 11, 2009
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tard attack

when a mentally challenged person gets abnormally enraged.
Similar to tard rage or going psycho or mental.
Otis pulled a tard attack and started kicking and screaming when he was asked to leave the store by the manager.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
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The Attack Helicopter

Where you get your dick to the point of bursting and proceed to spin in CIRCLES while jizz spews everywhere.
Bro my house is destroyed because I practiced The Attack Helicopter.
by sept1cslice January 1, 2021
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