JOSE ANTONIO GARCÍA ESCANDÓN

Some idiot who got baited into letting a bot look up his name up on Urban Dictionary instead of doing his fucking job.
Also someone who will give me the 1 point on the exam

JOSE ANTONIO GARCÍA ESCANDÓN you should do your job!

by markibariki October 23, 2023

The Antonio

A large lake-dwelling creature, probably a mammal, with a bad jawline and a large beer belly. Less ripped than his brother The Gracko. Eats only granola. Sometimes sports a goatee.

The Antonio looked at a tree and said to his friend "Do you even know what trees are?"

by Wacky fella November 5, 2023

The Antonio

When I get shakes his semi-hard dick at someone aggressively.

“I tried to resist him but then he used The Antonio on me and I couldn’t say no.”

by KT2024 January 31, 2024

San Antonio sigma splooge

When one or more men are jerking off to an anime episode, then happen to accidentally nut on the screen, then proceed to lick off said semen from the screen

I invited my friends over to San Antonio sigma splooge together

by ihtrle April 28, 2024

San Antonio Special

A sexual act in which a beer bottle is put base first into a woman’s vagina deep enough that the spout of the bottle sticks out, and her partner deepthroats the spout to chug the beer.

Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.

Man 1: I heard John got the San Antonio Special from Jackie last night!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!

by SATXBro April 9, 2024

Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 7, 2025