Angry Crackberry

While doing your girlfriend from behind, you check your Fantasy Football stats in one hand while smashing a fist full of blueberries down her ass crack with the other.
Jim seized the opportunity to give Heather an Angry Crackberry...all while keeping tabs on his Fantasy Football team!
by Coraline Bulldog November 21, 2010
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Angry Gargoyle

The act of urinating in one's own mouth and then angrily spitting it at stunned bystanders. Often performed by people who are 'Schutzied'.
How's Brett's form?! He just did the angry gargoyle to Ray's friends from the city!
by john_witten December 26, 2011
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Angry Dragon

most of the other definitions are close but not quite right. the real definition is a chick is giving you head and when she goes to swallow your load you judo chop her in the throat making her choke on the cum and it shoots out her nose, also making her angry. the hit in the head definitions are confused with donkey punch and the punch in the stomach is from louisville slugger. the one where you shove your cock down her throat as you nut is the snowy or snow dragon which also shoots the nut out her nose. both really work if done right.
i gave jen an angry dragon when she was smoking my pole lastnight.
by synasthetic February 25, 2005
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Angry Tuck

When one is forced to tuck their "unit" under their balls towards their asshole for the benefit of a hostile individual. (I.E. Silence of the Lambs)
I was boning this chick until she put a strap-on on and forced me to pull an Angry Tuck.
by Steveo from the gym August 31, 2009
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angry toilet

a toilet that splashes so hard it splashes the unsuspecting user as he or she is bending up from flushing the toilet.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.
Man! that angry toilet just soaked me on the way out.
by ACE L April 01, 2009
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angry kerrnandez

its when you start off llama style move to donkey style,anteater style and last but not least angry goat!
We were doing IT last night and we had 15 females and 1 male getting it done with a jar of peanut butter then we flipped the woman over and put our breifcases on there back right after we we got a funnel and grape koolaid and then we were doing it doggie style and I tried ramming it in her butt and she looked at me and said N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! All of those are called angry kerrnandez
by ry fry December 07, 2010
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Angry Chipmunk

A sexual act whereby two gentleman ejaculate into a woman's mouth, one in each cheek. As the recipient of the dual ejaculants attempts to spit out the loads from her cheeks, the mouth is held shut, thus resembling an angry chipmunk.
Roberto and I gave Belinda the old "angry chipmunk" after the Star Trek Convention.
by argylegargoyle April 06, 2009
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