An Agnethe

An Agnethe is when you feed ur cat (mainly called findus) so much that it becomes adicted to flæskesteg, so much so that it has become a flæskesteg it self
It is also when you have a nazi boyfriend
and a big forehead

NOOOO dont do an Agnethe, ur cat is so sweet

by Johnn69 January 30, 2023

Grease Amnesia

When the food is greasy that it’s causes short memory for a period of time in the future.

James: Hey have you tried Cheesecake Factory? I’m wondering if it’s good.
Zach: Yes I went, and It’s alright, it gave me Grease Amnesia though.

by Winwesbla May 29, 2023

hiking amnesia

Hiker’s own selective amnesia.

Remembering the “wow” at the top but forgetting the “fuck there’s more” on the trail, making you want to do it again.

-We should redo the same trail because the view was stunning
-Must be your hiking amnesia speaking cuz we nearly died going up

by bcer420 January 5, 2024

Gay amnesia

The enchanting phenomenon where two gay men cross paths, engage in potential amorous escapades, only to blissfully forget the encounter and relive the joyous introduction upon their next meeting, creating an eternal loop of delightful rediscovery.

I’ve met Michael before, but he doesn’t think so because he suffers from a case of gay amnesia.

by Xmadnessmadeforme January 11, 2024

Car amnesia

A medical condition which causes the person to forget where they parked their car. 🚗

Poor Billy, he’s been walking the parking lot for three days, he must be suffering from car amnesia.

by UrbanLegender June 25, 2024

Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it

I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.

by The Malachi June 4, 2024

Operational Amnesia

A managerial condition characterized by the sudden and selective loss of memory—especially when recalling past decisions, commitments, or facts might result in accountability, inconvenience, or admitting fault. Often triggered by audits, performance reviews, or someone else remembering too much.

Symptoms of Operational Amnesia include phrases like “I don’t recall approving that”, “Was that in writing?”, and the classic “Let’s not dwell on the past.”

by RockitMan August 13, 2025