Amber turd

Taking a huge shit on you and your partners bed for them to clean it up

She left an amber turd on the bed

by Your pseudonyms pseudonym May 30, 2022

Amber turd

The act of pooping on a bed, usually done against people you despise. It is done to mark your territory, usually performed by primates.

Person A: oh lord and mercy, someone did an amber turd, right on my bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.

by Prosimian June 14, 2022

amber turd

a stupid bitch who took a shit on the amazing Jhonny Depp's bed and claimed he abused her, also the act of shitting really big and it hurts

p1; I just took an amber turd broo
p2; oh daaaang bro is your asshole okay?

by froggosarevcute June 9, 2022

amber lamps

a specially equipped motor vehicle, airplane, ship, etc., for carrying sick or injured people, usually to a hospital

Oh, you leakin'.
Call da amber lamps!

by Featherlight910 February 16, 2010

amber gambler

A driver who speeds through yellow lights in order to get through before they turn red.

everyones an amber gambler

by oracle August 19, 2004

Amber

A racist thot who sends nudes and makes a groupchat to talk shit about someone and sends to the person they're talking shit about and blames it on the other people.

"Do you know Amber?"
"Yeah I hate that thot"

by no thots allowed June 9, 2018

Amber

This bitch is usually identifiable by her bad dye job and worse attitude. She is extremely snarky and will cut you down in a heartbeat. Be wary of an Amber, as they have a tendecy to be bartenders, strippers or worse - prostitutes. In most cases, they were originally meant to be named something like Bambi or Candi, but thankfully their mothers did not let their drunken fathers choose the name they were ultimately born with. Amber has a good side, although it's likely you will never see it because if you are smart you will have run for the hills long before getting to that point. If you are stupid enough to get to know an Amber, you'll find that in time she calms the F down a bit. To keep her around ply her with sweets, specifically ice cream - as all Amber's love ice cream.

What's up with that psycho bartender who always makes "That's what she said jokes"?
Eh, that's just Amber - she can't help herself.

by feelsg00dman July 2, 2018