Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 29, 2020

The Alien Pete

When you shoot candy balls into your anus from a alien dildo.

Last night George pulled a The Alien Pete with candy balls with his girlfriend.

by Hiarchy September 08, 2021

alien jockey

a man who has a fetish with aliens

(a woman with the fetish is called an alien dockey)

guy 1 : had girl dress up as an alien before intercourse

Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey

by hipptyhopptydontstoppity August 02, 2014

Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown humans.

Run away it’s a fat alien whale!

by Fat alien whale August 07, 2022

Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.

Hey look at that fat alien whale

by Fat alien whale August 07, 2022

alien tattoo

When I guy smacks a girl on the cheek with his dick and it leaves a red mark

Look at that alien tattoo on Tyna, she must really get into it with her man.

by Big Ben Whrit January 19, 2018

The Holy Alien

He is worst csgo player, and should be put in prison cause he makes people wanna die when they see his gameplay, The holy alien is also a gay person and that means that he likes men.

Stop being the holy alien!
(which means stop being bad at everything)

by GUnnarGAming March 27, 2023