Alcoholism

We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...

Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

anal alcohol

The act of jamming alcohol into you butthole!

Wow my bum sure is drunk thanks to anal alcohol

by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 4, 2016

Alcoholic

a guy that drives a squatted Toyota pick up truck and falls asleep after two beers

I had two alcoholic beers and now I think I wanna squat my truck

by Bobbydaledaddy November 21, 2022

Alcoholic

A person addicted to alcoholic beverages... Maybe a little too addicted.

Guy: Where are you going?
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

alcoholism

drinking way too much, and becoming addicted to alcohol.

Leo and Johnny.

Leo and Johnny just went on a seven day bender last week and missed all of their classes!!

That’s crazy bro, my friends named leo and johnny do the same thing! They must both have alcoholism!

by ballsparklers February 4, 2025

Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.

Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.

by Baldr57 August 10, 2020

alcohol accident

see 'shoucher'

i wouldn't invite stephen to the flatwarming party... i heard he has recently had an an alcohol accident - he shouched everywhere!

by tpig September 30, 2010