Alcoholics Anonymous

Making your hand go numb, covering it in rubbing alcohol and jerking off.

"Hey man I need you to take me to the hospital, I tried the alcoholics anonymous."

by SargentQG November 2, 2021

alcohol

a crystaline substance found everywhere after your fairy godmother is around.

howed this alcohol get here, its 100%

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

Alcoholic

Someone named Hannah who can’t go without a drink even at a funeral it’s giving Frank Gallagher

drinking in church is just like the vibe

No that’s an alcoholic Hannah

by Frank Gallagher 2.0 July 26, 2025

Alcohol Instrokification

Drinking alcohol until you stroke.

Stop me from drinking before I get Alcohol Instrokification!

by Joshua Berls August 17, 2009

Alcoholic

Soora

That kid over there looks like a soora. Ohhhhh really, an alcoholic?

by Sexy queen2669 December 26, 2021

Alcohol

The glorious answer to any question

What is the best thing in life?

Alcohol

by AllThingsUnholy;) November 24, 2019

Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.

Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.

by yoos July 23, 2024