Aksofobi

Aksofobi er en sykelig angst for Aker Solutions (AKSO) ansatte. Aksofobi kan være farlig, siden lidene kan oppleve en panikkfølelse på et sted med AKSO ansatte, for eksempel på en platform eller FPSO.

Kåre måtte dra hjem fra Hammerfest da han så en Aker Solutions logo på en bag på flyplassen. Fordi han har Aksofobi.

by Fanasoss December 19, 2024

AKSOphobia

An irrational fear of anything regarding the company Aker Solutions (AKSO). It's commonly developed by being outnumbered by AKSO employees in a closed room, but it can in some cases be developed simply by looking at AKSO documentation.

A colleague of mine has developed severe AKSOphobia after having been forced to work alone with employees from Aker Solutions for a whole week.

by norber02 January 2, 2025

Arson

A person who intentionally burns property or people down to hurt or to damage property involves fire

Arson

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

asonnysora

just a big tubby ball of pork or a useless lard boy

Me: Hey look at that dude bro he’s totally asonnysora.
Them: Oh definitely that guys a total lard ball. Textbook asonnysora.

by Himothy1738 February 8, 2025

Asonyu

Locked in.

He is so cool, it's as if he's Asonyu.

by akl2025 February 11, 2025

Asonti

If her name is Asonti, cuff her. She bad af funny af silly af, and she will always have your back. She probably loves to argue but only if bitches fuck with her. She don’t bother nobody she just sit and look pretty. She most likely always keeps her hair done cause she never looks like the opps. You can’t fuck with her, period. You fuck around you get fucked up, seriously. It’s nothing like an Asonti. She’ll beat a ho ass for her bitches she also will argue over her nigga and won’t gaf. Did i mention she’s funny? Okay yeah. Asonti is the best thing to have, everyone needs an Asonti. She’s sweet, genuine, and loving. She might be a little shy at first but when she gets comfortable around you she is the funniest, realest, weirdest ho ever. She has no filter and doesn’t care what she says, tmi isn’t a word in her vocabulary. Go find an Asonti

I wish i was like Asonti she’s so inspirational

by ahothatwillclockyotea March 24, 2025

arson

a daily pastime of mine :)

Her boyfriend cheated on her, so she committed arson on his house and got arrested.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025