Aboption

Any solution for an unwanted pregnancy: Adoption or abortion

I think we should ask for aboption :(

by Mister definitions September 30, 2018

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Chloe

Adoption means that you are put into a different home.

by Adoption February 28, 2019

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When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.

The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

by LordViper June 27, 2021

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adoption vibes

your adopted

:|

you give off major adoption vibes

by your great grandpa March 28, 2022

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Adoptionizing

When u put your good for nothing useless child up for adoption or simply drop them on the front doorstep of the orphanage.

Dude 1: hey man Kareem’s kid is pretty fucking useless

Dude 2: ik he should really look into adoptionizing

by Abdul Hasam April 10, 2023

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adoption nerd

When a popular girl in class finds herself a nerd to help her with class or homework.

"I'm really struggling with chemistry, maybe i should find myself an adoption nerd."
"Oh him? He is my adoption nerd to help me through some classes."

by Blasekiller February 1, 2024

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