October 5

National gay day
You are allowed to ask out any guy and they are forced to date you

John: hey bro you wanna date
David: bro I’m straight
John: it’s October 5th you don’t have a choice

by Cavebean October 05, 2021

October 5

My best friend was born today. People who have incredible smiles, light up rooms, and make the best inside jokes were born on this day.

My friend Layne was born on October 5.
Wow, she must be really special.

by moolia04 October 04, 2021

December 5

the day that the best couples get together, and they will always last and will always be there for eachother no matter what

“you gonna ask her out?”
“duh! it’s december 5th!! it’s good :)”

by grace 😎💕 December 02, 2021

oct 5

today is national kick your sibling in the shin day.

kick your sibling say nothing and walk away.

kicks*

"ouch!"
walks away*
"oh yea its oct 5"

by la poo poo caca October 05, 2021

5 P's

Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

the 5 P's is the principle I use to study and plan for something important

by Kat a tonic October 04, 2020

5 and drive

A British saying when you’re at the pub :

‘Haven’t you drank too much to drive us all home?’

‘Nah mate, it’s 5 and drive - remember?’

‘Oh yeah! My mistake’

by fucktardtranslations June 05, 2020

5* stunna

A person who is gangsta beyond all imaginable belief. Usually rocks Gucci handkerchiefs and has Louis Vuitton carpets in the hallway. A playa, with unlimited amount of flair, style, cash and credit card rating. 5 million in 5 minutes is no problem.

Rick Ross, he a 5* stunna.

by RockTurboman August 10, 2015