Runner's Tumor

This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.

Oh for fuck's sake - said Einstein - my Runner's Tumor is trashing my brain again!

by breadakita December 21, 2020

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Bird Runners

Bird Runners is a fun game made by “DoodlebirdVR” and the “Doodle Studios” team. In the game Bird Runners, you can become a bird and fly around with other while playing mini games such as, Floor is lava, and more to come soon!

Bird Runners needs money

Https://patreon.com/doodlestudiosgames

Go check it out!

Bird Runners is amazing!
Bird Runners!
Oh my god!!! Is that doodle!!

by doodlevr June 6, 2022

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Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

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