Trump Hump

When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.

He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.

by Kal2731 October 7, 2021

The Hump Game

it is a game me and my friends made, 1 person starts as the humper and has to run after the non-humpers and try and hump them, when you are humped then you also go after the still non-humper.

mate 1: hey mate 2, wanna play the hump game?
mate 2: sure mate 1, let's go and get some players.
mate 1: ok, let's go.

mate 1: hehe, I'm the humper, GET READY TO GET HUMPED!
mate 2: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH, NO HOMO!
mate 1: NO HOMO!

by Abbreviationist June 16, 2020

hump groove

A hump groove is a groove in which the beat and rhythm are in both the perfect timing and speed to hump along to. Hump grooves are important in sexy music and are often the defining factor in what makes some music sexy. The hump groove is typically defined by the interaction between the bass and the drums.

Damn! This Billy Cobham song has that hump groove!

by Shoggoth269 December 1, 2013

Severance Hump

Similar to break up sex.

I know we're breakiing up, but you owe me at least one severance hump.

by Amirod December 11, 2010

Hump day

Hump day it's in the middle of the week Sunday Monday Tuesday is uphill Wednesday is the middle Thursday Friday and Saturday is downhill.

Guess what day it is . It's hump day the middle of the week aka Wednesday

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

Bungee-Hump

A sexual move in which the woman (or man) will tie a bungee cord to themselves and jump down and will reach the point of contact and the male will insert the penis.

Steve: You want to bungee-hump
Jenna: hell no you'll break your dick

by pyreo December 22, 2019

Humping The Duck

As the low dog on the totem pole, always getting yelled at, he had to exercise his importance and dominance over a stuffed duck in a very inappropriate manner. So whenever someone is putting others down to make himself feel better, we call that Humping the Duck.

I can't believe how Donald puts everyone down. Trump is king of Humping the Duck.

by hembryguitars October 30, 2015