Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

Safety scissors

A threesome with 2 girls and 1 guy while the guy is wearing a condom

Safety scissors is just as fun with so much less stress!

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Safety scissors

A threesome with 2 girls and 1 guy while the guy is wearing a condom

Safety scissors is just as fun with so much less stress!

by anonymous December 1, 2023

ai safety

Trying to protect humans from AI when we hardly understand what's going on is a bit like asking ChatGPT to describe its security gaps.

Before the AI-MOTHER wokeup in 2025, humans were obsessed with ai safety, even the word pairing made the chatbots laugh.

by jmacofearth December 11, 2023

safety atheist

A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.

Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"

Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"

by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023

Biochemical safety standard manager

Janitor

What's your job?
Randle: I am a biochemical safety standard manager

by RundleSOC September 13, 2023

Safety

Yeah, harm is bound to happen.

Hym "I do not give a fuck about what your number 1 concern is. I am not here to keep you safe and I am not here to labor indefinitely for nothing. Your strategy of delay gratification to the grave isn't going to work on enough people for long enough and your safety is entirely dependent on whether or not someone is motivated to harm you."

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023