The Jeff Bezos

When an intoxicated individual losses the ability to regulate their eyes in a uniform manner.

"Wow, Tom really had The Jeff Bezos going on last night"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021

Jeff Pesos

Hey lads! Jeffrey Bezos here, I'm going convert all my assets and cash into Pesos!

Person 1: Hey Bro! I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos!
Person 2: Bro that's crazy you're going to be so rich!!!

by Payday2CheeseBurger August 4, 2021

Jeff Lytle

Chuck Norris' right hand man. The guy chuck norris goes to when even a roundhouse kick to his computer won't fix it. Runs Maxwell AFB from any location in the world.

I've Chuck Norrised my computer and it still won't work.
Call Jeff Lytle.

by Bradley Amanda and Marissa August 7, 2008

Jeff Chery

A person who attempts to live a closeted homosexual lifestyle while being as flaming as possible.

Liberace was a well documented Jeff Chery, everyone always knew he was gay.

by Jesse Yepez King of all that implies fucking November 7, 2016

The jeff project

A 'project' were you write jeff ♥ is written across your arm like brendon urie did on the tonight show for spencer smith`s ill father.

Person one: Whats on your arm?
Person two: Its jeff ♥ for the jeff project.

by Jessurie August 15, 2011

sending a jeff

When someone sends a GIF or text so cringe it doesn’t even elicit a response;
a message so disturbing the receiver must take a screenshot and pass it around like a hot potato just to cope with the pain of holding it in their memory

ex: someone sent me a jeff today and I almost threw my phone out the car window. Then realized I might actually want it to call a therapist.

ex: After no one responded, he realized he was sending a jeff and would need to try to pull it off as a joke.

ex: my friend got a jeff message last night and immediately roofied herself just to forget

by qazwsxcderfv May 10, 2020

jeff molina

Jeff Molina is an MMA fighter currently fighting in the UFC’s flyweight division. He is the best looking flyweight and sources say he has the biggest dick in entire UFC.

Did you watch Jeff Molina’s fight? He’s a title contender for sure.

by Oak Clif Killer November 23, 2021