Weed-Jockey

Also WeeJay, WJ and Wee

The One with coolest mood in the party. She/He Roll (on a regular wild basis) the Joints for @ll the Gals and drive sensationally the mood of the party, caring for All the Pe@ple.

WJ can roll any other's weed -in a moment of inspiration- if required...

Usually carryin' Nice Music (too) in some media and/or device, to share It 'live'...

It can be several WJ's at the same Party as long as they are slighty synchronized to avoid Joint Flood an/or Soundtrack Chaos.

- That Weed-Jockey / WeeJay / WJ / Wee Rules
- That Weed-Jockey/ WeeJay Should take some lessons...
- Shoot That WeeJay /WJ / Wee (normally before passing the Joint to the WJ)

by cocolepsia June 08, 2009

cock jockey

one who rides the cock vigorously

the gay man said to Pee-Wee Herman, "Ride me you fuckin cock-jockey, ride me bitch"

by Dustin the Pimp September 05, 2003

Knob-jockey

a man or woman who is a born leader of and excels at the art of foreplay (applicable to men or women)

the cougar i was with last night was a real knob-jockey.

by RomeoBlaze January 28, 2011

carbomb jockey

any person who is of arabic decent

by Anonymous November 04, 2003

Bit Jockeys

Bit Jockeys: radio hosts who play pre-recorded comedy bits. Audio files created & produced in house and/or lifted from guest appearances. Typically made available for sale on disc via their own website.

The bits are used during a live program in the same way hit songs are played in rotation or by request in music formats.

Syndicated Bit Jockeys Bob & Tom, filled another hour of programming with some of their greatest bits.

by jukeofurl January 13, 2006

bit jockey

a computer geek; usually derogetory

alright you propeller headed bit jockeys, get back to coding!

by harry feltersnatcher August 22, 2008

cock jockey

Any man or woman who rides erect penises as a competitive sport against others.

That cock jockey should blimmin' well go out to become a prostitute. He already is come to think of it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 07, 2003