Zoe 

Zoe is a pretty girl with dark hair and big eyes. Zoe is very in-tune with the spirituality within herself and those around her. Although these great qualities, Zoe wrongly finds herself to be better than everyone else. Zoe is very creative and will take her talents to high places. Zoe often lets her toxic traits ruin others' opinions of herself. Zoe is a a fantastic singer but is often too afraid to show off her above average ability. Zoe commonly sees the negative situations that surround her as a result of everyone but herself; when in fact Zoe is the cause of all her own problems. Zoe is an exceptional baker and delights everyone with her treats. Zoe has the impressive capability of instantly filling a room with the utmost negative energy.

1.) "Can you believe that Zoe f*cked her ex again last night?"

2.) "That c*nt Zoe."

3.) "Don't you just hate Zoe!"

Zoe by LauraS.Peterson November 23, 2021

Zoe 

Sexy muddafucker

Zoe is very hot

Zoe by Brand10 November 24, 2021

Zoe 

zoe has a huge fat juicy ass. she is NOT a virgin who can’t drive. they are cute jeans. they are an astronaut, chef, athlete, teacher, president, mechanic, nursing student, lawyer, forensic dude, works at mcdonalds. they are a materialistic person with hello kitty y2k themed lingerie.

Zoe slept with your mum.

Zoe by zoe’s dog November 24, 2021

Zoe 

Zoe is a very beautiful woman with a heart of gold. She always cares about everything and is a truly lovely woman. She sometimes is a little bit insecure about herself despite being very handsome. She is strong and makes hard decisions. She makes other people laugh and feel better. You have to be careful because if you are one time next to her you can‘t let her go. But she will surely give you the best time of your life.

Zoe is beautiful.

Zoe by cleguy November 25, 2021

Zoe 

Exhaustingly litigious and fair. Litigious but fair. Concise and poignant.

Often confused with a 'manic-pixie-dream-girl'. (If you ended up here thinking otherwise, you clicked the wrong Zoe link.)

Potentially, a Zodiac sign that is compatible or not to you.

Loves cheese (even in basic, experimental synthetic forms).

If there is a puzzle to unlock your tomb (like to save you or unlock your spirit) - a Zoe will solve it.

A Zoe is generally loving, caring, attentive and adventurous. (Cool, right?)

A Zoe will exhaust their own heart and resources for any cause or person they find dear.

Often misunderstood and mischaracterized, Zoe-ees tend to be quite charming, clever and altruistic. Enjoyable companions if you treat them with respect.

You cannot freeze or burn a Zoe. They are relentless.

If you meet a Zoe, you are meeting the best part of yourself and them- alive and arguing with you. (BONUS)

If you think the fact that you got to Z is worth waiting for A to come back around...you can't read.

Zoe was still asleep when work started.

Zoe by hugothecat November 25, 2021

Zoe 

A girl who has an unbelievably fat chin. And big eyes, with big juju's

"dang look at Zoe's fat chin!"

Zoe by brruhh December 6, 2021

Zoe 

The most godesy goddess ever she rules the universe and everyone

dont mess with zoe

Zoe by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021