hugothecat's definitions
Exhaustingly litigious and fair. Litigious but fair. Concise and poignant.
Often confused with a 'manic-pixie-dream-girl'. (If you ended up here thinking otherwise, you clicked the wrong Zoe link.)
Potentially, a Zodiac sign that is compatible or not to you.
Loves cheese (even in basic, experimental synthetic forms).
If there is a puzzle to unlock your tomb (like to save you or unlock your spirit) - a Zoe will solve it.
A Zoe is generally loving, caring, attentive and adventurous. (Cool, right?)
A Zoe will exhaust their own heart and resources for any cause or person they find dear.
Often misunderstood and mischaracterized, Zoe-ees tend to be quite charming, clever and altruistic. Enjoyable companions if you treat them with respect.
You cannot freeze or burn a Zoe. They are relentless.
If you meet a Zoe, you are meeting the best part of yourself and them- alive and arguing with you. (BONUS)
If you think the fact that you got to Z is worth waiting for A to come back around...you can't read.
Often confused with a 'manic-pixie-dream-girl'. (If you ended up here thinking otherwise, you clicked the wrong Zoe link.)
Potentially, a Zodiac sign that is compatible or not to you.
Loves cheese (even in basic, experimental synthetic forms).
If there is a puzzle to unlock your tomb (like to save you or unlock your spirit) - a Zoe will solve it.
A Zoe is generally loving, caring, attentive and adventurous. (Cool, right?)
A Zoe will exhaust their own heart and resources for any cause or person they find dear.
Often misunderstood and mischaracterized, Zoe-ees tend to be quite charming, clever and altruistic. Enjoyable companions if you treat them with respect.
You cannot freeze or burn a Zoe. They are relentless.
If you meet a Zoe, you are meeting the best part of yourself and them- alive and arguing with you. (BONUS)
If you think the fact that you got to Z is worth waiting for A to come back around...you can't read.
by hugothecat November 25, 2021
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