One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 15, 2020

perfect yogurt

someone who is gay

"You're a perfect yogurt"

"Thank you!"

"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"

"What does it mean?"

"It means you're gay"

"Fuck you"

by top hat dude July 03, 2021

Yogurt Basket

When a group of guys cum in someone's ass.

We gave that bitch a yogurt basket.

by Skimlog August 14, 2017

Yogurt hoe(s)

A yogurt hoe is; a female who may partake in a “whore-ly” amount of sexual activities on top of one’s Yogurt Hose

All the yogurt hoe(s) love this yogurt hose

by Big ol stinky taint February 24, 2025

Yogurt Farts

A simple every day act of when a woman’s vagina farts out cum after rigorous sexual activity.

I need to excuse myself. I have a bad case of the yogurt farts.

by YogurtFarts February 26, 2023

Bowl of yogurt

The act of filling a woman's navel with ejaculated semen. Eating with a spoon is entirely optional and if said woman were to do so one should propose marriage immediately because she's a keeper.

John gave Bethany a bowl of yogurt. She ate it with a spoon then he asked her to marry him.

by Stevief150 July 07, 2015

Dead Yogurt

Dead yogurt is a derogative term for a white boy with red anche spotty blochy skin that looks like raspberry and strawberry yogurt.

Shut the fuck up, dead yogurt!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018