by Thatshad September 3, 2023

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.
Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

Most handsomest light skin in the whole world will take your girl with just one look and 6 foot five.
by wazzumlilbih23 April 3, 2025

by CountryRebel93 January 24, 2018

Clarke means, on Call Of Duty Warzone, to smash into the ground after failing to open your parachute and exclaiming, as though you yourself have hit the ground
by DNoodz May 26, 2023

A person who refrains from illicit substances before the age of 18. Who then proceeds to full on junky by 25.
by Lucasbrev September 15, 2023

by Civilian journalists March 12, 2022
