Wednesday warrior

Somebody who stormed the United States Capitol on Wednesday, January 6, 2021.

Have you seen all those videos of people getting yoinked at the airport after being identified as Wednesday warriors? What were they expecting, a visit from the Tooth Fairy?

by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021

winnie whack wednesday

anyone will nut tap any males near by on a wednesday

person 1: "sup man"
person two: nut taps person

person 1: "why man"
person 2: "it is Winnie whack Wednesday"

by asfend November 3, 2013

Wednesday

The worst fucking day of the week for me. Just everything goes wrong. I don't know why.

Guy 1: Yo, why you so mad?
Guy 2: It's Wednesday.
Guy 1: Okay?
Guy 2: Fuck Wednesdays! Most goofy ahh day of the week.

by AverageAvgeek January 4, 2024

cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.

"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.

by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021

comfort couple wednesday

either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date

"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"

by Spurpy April 29, 2021

Sweaty Wednesday

When a woman is face first on the bed but there is a guy hitting her from behind and the bed is another guy.

"Yo we should go pick up that lot lizard and have a Sweaty Wednesday"

by MilkyMatt6789 March 23, 2025

Get in line on Wednesday

Telling someone to "get in line on Wednesday" is a sarcastic reference to a figurative time and place to go when you are telling them to fuck off.
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)

Dude, you are such a dick! Why don't you "get in line on Wednesday" with all your asshole friends so I don't have waste time repeating myself when I tell you all to fuck off?? It will just be faster that way!!!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!

by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS December 17, 2020