"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie
by The Fresh Maker April 13, 2013
When your G-string somehow gets swallowed up by your bumb crack and causes pain like someone is giving you a wedgie!
by Beejay2 November 19, 2009
When you use your teeth to pick out a fraternity brothers cock from their underwear. Usually performed at a college fraternity house.
John had a great time on St. Patrick's day. He gave Chad an Irish Wedgie after drinking 10 Irish Car bombs. John is now gay.
by lawlwa March 08, 2022
by Sidrox September 11, 2011
A naked wedgie is when I was in school and these jocks stripped me to my undies and hung me by them and ever could see my wedgied cheeks
by Wedgie boy124 October 28, 2019
When an evil person takes the dangling string from the hood of someone else's hoodie and pulls it so that the other side of the string is lost in the abyss of the hood hole.
Steve didn't like Dave's face so he gave him a ludicrous hoodie wedgie right while he was talking to Sarah.
Dave spent the next hour working his hood to find the string that was halfway out because of the shear power of Steve's hoodie wedgie attack.
Dave spent the next hour working his hood to find the string that was halfway out because of the shear power of Steve's hoodie wedgie attack.
by Jim Floores May 16, 2014