hoodie wedgie

When an evil person takes the dangling string from the hood of someone else's hoodie and pulls it so that the other side of the string is lost in the abyss of the hood hole.

Steve didn't like Dave's face so he gave him a ludicrous hoodie wedgie right while he was talking to Sarah.

Dave spent the next hour working his hood to find the string that was halfway out because of the shear power of Steve's hoodie wedgie attack.

by Jim Floores May 15, 2014

Phantom Wedgie

The sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.

"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie

by The Fresh Maker August 13, 2013

Irish Wedgie

When you use your teeth to pick out a fraternity brothers cock from their underwear. Usually performed at a college fraternity house.

John had a great time on St. Patrick's day. He gave Chad an Irish Wedgie after drinking 10 Irish Car bombs. John is now gay.

by lawlwa March 7, 2022

wood wedgie

the act of penile penetration into the anus.

"Ted wood wedgied Hannah last night"

by Sidrox September 11, 2011

naked wedgie

When somebody strips you to your underwear and (wedgies) you

A naked wedgie is when I was in school and these jocks stripped me to my undies and hung me by them and ever could see my wedgied cheeks

by Wedgie boy124 October 27, 2019

G-Wedgie

When your G-string somehow gets swallowed up by your bumb crack and causes pain like someone is giving you a wedgie!

Ouch, sh*t l can't move until l pull out this G-Wedgie!!

by Beejay2 November 22, 2009

Irish Wedgie

The act of inserting a potato into the rectum, typically as a practical joke between friends. It's especially effective if your friend or coworker has a strong urge to defecate, as the extra pressure can send it hurtling out at high speeds, making for a great laugh.

Yo, did you see Carl give Jeremy an Irish wedgie last light? When he farted he shot the spud out so fast it turned into mashed potatoes!

by ChunkyManSoup December 28, 2021