an rapper who can't sing to save his life and wheezes constantly. his lyrics make no sense and all of his songs are dedicated to his 3 favorite things in the world- pussy, money and weed. regardless, teenagers love his music and treat him like a hero.
lil wayne: "Roll like sushi, im tryin to dip my celery
up in her blue cheese..." *my ears bleed out and I am unable to hear what's left of this terrible "song", THANK GOD!*
up in her blue cheese..." *my ears bleed out and I am unable to hear what's left of this terrible "song", THANK GOD!*
by homicidal waffle iron January 3, 2010
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A 26 year old child with ADHD. Has a big ego, even bigger imagination, and an even bigger love for "Baby" AKA birdman AKA "dad". Wrote a lot of imaginative but crazy poems in special ed for his mom, which are now songs by him.
A 26 year old child with ADHD. Has a big ego, even bigger imagination, and an even bigger love for "Baby" AKA birdman AKA "dad". Wrote a lot of imaginative but crazy poems in special ed for his mom, which are now songs by him.
One day in 6th grade, Lil' Wayne came home from school on the short bus, and he showed his mother the poem he wrote for her in special ed. "I can mingle with the stars... and throw a party... on mars". She read it, put it on the fridge in front of his face, but when he left to "go number 2", she took it down and threw it in the trash. But Lil' Wayne had forgotten toilet paper and came back to get some and he saw what his mother had done. He went to sleep in the toilet that night.
The next day he finds himself alone, because he was a loner and had no friends. So he goes to a burger joint but gets beat up outside, the owner sees and offers him a free burger. He goes home crying, but a little happy. When he gets there, he finds his stepfather's gun and decides to end himself. But he's too stupid to shoot himself in the head so he shoots himself in the stomach and then realizes he's not THAT stupid to not feel pain. So he calls the cops, they save him. He gets a record deal, mom won't allow it, but he takes it up at 14 and starts his crap career (think I'm lying? google Lil' Wayne shot himself, actually google all you can about him).
Him and Birdman are fucking low key. Well birdman tries to keep it discreet but Lil' Wayne just throws it out there. "Weezy F baby" (Weezy fuckin' baby. The "F" was meant to be a "+" under the tree they first made out under but you know, Lil' Wayne can't spell, let alone carve, so they just ran with it).
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite rapper!
The next day he finds himself alone, because he was a loner and had no friends. So he goes to a burger joint but gets beat up outside, the owner sees and offers him a free burger. He goes home crying, but a little happy. When he gets there, he finds his stepfather's gun and decides to end himself. But he's too stupid to shoot himself in the head so he shoots himself in the stomach and then realizes he's not THAT stupid to not feel pain. So he calls the cops, they save him. He gets a record deal, mom won't allow it, but he takes it up at 14 and starts his crap career (think I'm lying? google Lil' Wayne shot himself, actually google all you can about him).
Him and Birdman are fucking low key. Well birdman tries to keep it discreet but Lil' Wayne just throws it out there. "Weezy F baby" (Weezy fuckin' baby. The "F" was meant to be a "+" under the tree they first made out under but you know, Lil' Wayne can't spell, let alone carve, so they just ran with it).
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite rapper!
by Montana Trax November 7, 2010
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A rapper who sucks.. Period.
Claims that he is the best rapper alive, when he has the weakest lyrics and rhyming skills ever.
Sounds fuckin' annoying when he talks, and is hella fugly.
Most of his raps consist of lines like this,
"You a blondy, so you can't see me, no you like Stevie".
Killing Hip-Hop, along with Soulja Boy.
Claims that he is the best rapper alive, when he has the weakest lyrics and rhyming skills ever.
Sounds fuckin' annoying when he talks, and is hella fugly.
Most of his raps consist of lines like this,
"You a blondy, so you can't see me, no you like Stevie".
Killing Hip-Hop, along with Soulja Boy.
Person 1: Aye man! Lil Wayne is the illest rapper ever!
Person 2: get the fuck outta here, before i kill you.
Person 2: get the fuck outta here, before i kill you.
by belladoux May 30, 2008
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Lil wayne lyrics:
I tell her bartender just straight patron
man I'm takin one of these girls home
and we can do what we do we grown
we can do what we do we grown
I tell her bartender just straight patron
man I'm takin one of these girls home
and we can do what we do we grown
we can do what we do we grown
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